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Standing outdoors in the North Star state in a long polling line right now.

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I voted early, so I’m doing a combination of B, L, and O. And going for a nice, long walk. And praying.

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Stealing that meme

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Likewise.

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Are you seriously saying you don’t already have your fair share of sackcloth after all these years?!🙃

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Read Psalm 119 in one sitting!!! That may be the best.

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LOL. And then after we are British, put the Catholics and the Huguenots against each other—which explains why to buy candles and matches?

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Best thing I read all day. I do love a listicle. Absolutely loving these and yes to coping with chips and salsa!

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C is only too accurate

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Loved this, thank you!

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27. Go to the polls and write in "Vermin Supreme" ... pretty sure that's what my Rector is going to do.

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I joked about writing in Cthulhu for President (why choose the lesser evil?) and Pennywise the Clown for Vice President (put a real clown in office).

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So many great suggestions!!! Some of my very favourite ones are:

B, H, K, Q, R, and U

But, definitely B!

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