Taylor Swift and the Tie that Binds

Nine Scattered Thoughts About Love And Marriage

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So, I don’t know if you have heard of this person, but there is a super thin blond pop singer named Taylor Swift and she recently got engaged to a super famous football player named Travis Kelce.

Going by the unalloyed joy being expressed everywhere (my favorite headline was on X: Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce Celebrate Heartfelt Engagement), I don’t think it would be hyperbolic to say that this is probably the most important love story of today. Literally no one has ever had a more glorious fairytale whirlwind romance than these two gorgeous celebrities.