How Low Can You Go?

Cultural Decadence in Ascensiontide

I just wasted a whole bunch of time I could have been reading an actual book looking at what people wore to the Met Gala this week. And, I’m sorry, but this is so lame:

I’m not even sure who these two people are, though I feel like I’ve seen them before, perhaps in some fevered dream. The dress doesn’t really look very nice on either of them. Her shoes a…