All the Takes

or at least 7 of them: some articles, some complaints, that sort of thing

I have done literally nothing to get ready for Christmas—nothing—except suffer the installation of an enormous tree in my living room during a time when no one had time to put lights on it or anything. So, to celebrate this hideous reality, let’s have a smattering of takes.

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One

We got home super late last night to discover t…