Air Travel Sure Isn't What It Used To Be

How I didn't like the New Top Gun, how we got here safely, and how leggings still aren't trousers.

I am awake bright and early, as one must expect after being transported halfway around the world in a, relatively, short amount of time—is 15 hours in an airplane short? or long? This is what I asked myself most of the time as I tried to keep my feet from going to sleep and resigned myself, after all, to watching the new Top Gun because there was nothing else. Didn’t everyone love that movie? I guess they did. But I can’t forgive the powers that be for not acknowledging reality. Guess what, women age—they do. It’s a thing.